Sk8erTarzan
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« on: March 27, 2010, 02:34:57 AM » |
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post your Warhawk stories, yes I know none of us have played Warhawk in months but that is the point.
Here's mine.
Once upon a time, long long ago, on an expansion that no one plays anymore I went 27-4, with only my knife in a large game, that game went something like this... So Fallen Star had came out last week so I'm all like FUCK YEAH JETPACKS YEA MUTHAFUKA GUNNA PWN SOME MUTHAFUKN NOOBS FUK YEA! So I fly to their base and they have a huge line at the jetpack dispenser so I go in and I'm all like. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA and all the noobs are all like NOOOO and I'm all like FUK YEA and I knife at least 5 guys, I nearly came over my superior uberpwnage. So I went into their base and continued the knifing spree, Grabbed their flag and ran all the way back to base by myself. Their planes were attacking me like it was nobodies business but I killed them all in my tank. They were stupid fuckers. I flew back to their base and continued running their flag back and only died 2 times. I got loads of hatemail from one of their players, so much that I came. Eventually I went back and T-bagged him a bunch of times. It made him cry to his mom who he kept a picture of under his pillow which he ejaculates several times to during the night. He left the game, I proceeded to pwn them until they all stopped masturbating and started playing the game. Eventually I got killed by some mines a few seconds before the end of the game.
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2010, 11:04:15 AM » |
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Knives don't kill people, uh uh. I kill people...... with knives!
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2010, 12:09:14 PM » |
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Knives don't kill people, uh uh. I kill people...... with knives!
OLD PEOPLE BURNING OLD PEOPLE BURNING OLD PEOPLE BURNING PUT YOUR HANDS UP OLD PEOPLE BURNING OLD PEOPLE BURNING OLD PEOPLE BURNING IT'S KIND OF MESSED UP! |
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2010, 12:20:07 PM » |
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E=MC Vagina
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2010, 05:08:42 PM » |
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E=MC Vagina
I love Jon Lajoie |
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« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2010, 07:32:01 PM » |
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I subscribed to John Lajewie a while back.
I'm not sure why I did that...
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« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2010, 09:05:36 PM » |
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I subscribed to John Lajewie a while back.
I'm not sure why I did that...
God's people |
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2010, 10:26:53 PM » |
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God's people
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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2010, 10:32:37 PM » |
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« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2010, 10:52:02 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2010, 11:07:24 PM » |
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2010, 06:51:12 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2010, 11:40:08 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2010, 07:05:30 PM » |
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Oh yeah, my most epic match was probably this one:  I don't remember what happened, but I'll bet it was epic. |
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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2010, 08:22:31 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2010, 11:51:07 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2010, 03:29:12 PM » |
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My most memorable game was when I finally made it to Air Marshall last week after being a Major for 10 months. I don't remember the details, but apparently it happend. Even *I* got tired of WH for the most part and rarely ever play it or anything else on the PS3. I do miss playing some of those *real* epic games with you guys. I'm not much for FPS games, not that I was all that in WH either.
My 10 year old found feeding frenzy, so it got a little play today. I told him we could just drop the feeder goldfish in the oscar tank to see that live, but he liked the game anyway.
This seemd like a good place to post for the first time in a while. Hectic around my house at the moment, so I'm gonna jump on WH if anyone happens to be around at the moment.
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