Spam 'n crap thread

[OverlordSpike]

yeah thats for real =p

[ptuck874]

from Angelina's facebook chat thing I copied, her and her cousin Kayla :

7:27pmKayla

heyy tomorrows my birthday
7:27pmAngelina

ok dont really worrie about it and bye
7:28pmKayla

your rude dont come over tomorrow to my house
8:03pmKayla

your a little BRAT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:03pmAngelina

your a butt hole
8:05pmKayla

u are LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR MEAN AND HATEFUL DONT NO HOW TO TEART YOUR FAMILY AT ALL YOUR ALWAYS MEAN TO ALL OF US
8:06pmAngelina

SO WHY YOUR THE SAME BUT MEANER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:10pmKayla

IM NOT GOING TO ARGEU WITH U CUZ I LOVE U AND IM GOING TO MISS U AT MY SLUMBER PARTY AND WHEN WE GO TO CHUCKY CHEESE
8:11pmAngelina

i love u to and im going to chuck e cheese tomorrow too!!!!!!!!!
8:12pmKayla

NO U ARNT I DONT WANNA SEE U YOUR NOT COMING TO MY PARTY
8:12pmAngelina

so dont care
8:12pmKayla

I FEEL SORRY FOR U
SPELLED LITTLE BRAT
8:14pmAngelina

it is ok hope to see u
8:14pmKayla

NOPE YOUR A SPELLED LITTLE BRAT AND I DONT LIKE U AT ALL CUZ YOUR A MEAN LITTLE BRAT
8:15pmKayla

IM NEVER GUNNA SEE U AGAIN SO DONT TALK TO ME
BYE BYE LITTLE BRAT
Today

man she growing up to be like her daddy, loving to start up crap

[mosespippy]

You need to train her more though. Get her into a game with MJW so she can practice the art. 

[OverlordSpike]

i..couldnt even follow that

[ptuck874]

i know right, if she can start pushing buttons at 10, imagine how pee'd off mjw could get from her lol

[Sk8erTarzan]

from Angelina's facebook chat thing I copied, her and her cousin Kayla :

7:27pmKayla

heyy tomorrows my birthday
7:27pmAngelina

ok dont really worrie about it and bye
7:28pmKayla

your rude dont come over tomorrow to my house
8:03pmKayla

your a little BRAT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:03pmAngelina

your a butt hole
8:05pmKayla

u are LITTLE BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR MEAN AND HATEFUL DONT NO HOW TO TEART YOUR FAMILY AT ALL YOUR ALWAYS MEAN TO ALL OF US
8:06pmAngelina

SO WHY YOUR THE SAME BUT MEANER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:10pmKayla

IM NOT GOING TO ARGEU WITH U CUZ I LOVE U AND IM GOING TO MISS U AT MY SLUMBER PARTY AND WHEN WE GO TO CHUCKY CHEESE
8:11pmAngelina

i love u to and im going to chuck e cheese tomorrow too!!!!!!!!!
8:12pmKayla

NO U ARNT I DONT WANNA SEE U YOUR NOT COMING TO MY PARTY
8:12pmAngelina

so dont care
8:12pmKayla

I FEEL SORRY FOR U
SPELLED LITTLE BRAT
8:14pmAngelina

it is ok hope to see u
8:14pmKayla

NOPE YOUR A SPELLED LITTLE BRAT AND I DONT LIKE U AT ALL CUZ YOUR A MEAN LITTLE BRAT
8:15pmKayla

IM NEVER GUNNA SEE U AGAIN SO DONT TALK TO ME
BYE BYE LITTLE BRAT
Today

man she growing up to be like her daddy, loving to start up crap

haha legendary pwnage

[mosespippy]

General consensus on the internet is that this is actually Ben Folds
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60</a>

[oobymach]

#Invalid YouTube Link#

??

Steel Panther-Fat Girl

[MissStFan87]

So I was just glancing at my old YouTube bookmark folder and saw this. I still laugh...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlu-CYYvT8s" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlu-CYYvT8s</a>

[WHTrunner]

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :


Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

[WHTrunner]

http://www.wimp.com/seriouslyjapan/

[oobymach]

http://www.wimp.com/seriouslyjapan/

This one is better, love that hell story tough

edit: wtf?? it didn't paste?

second vid in, cat vs balloon
http://www.wimp.com/staticycat/

it worked that time

[DeadSpider]

http://www.wimp.com/seriouslyjapan/

thats cool

[WHTrunner]

Yeah, it's neat stuff.  If you buy that hair gel, your hair will start clapping.

I need to find someone with a bottle of KY and refill it with that stuff and see what happens.

[Params7]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

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[Params7]

Also burn this Church to the ground?
http://www.wgal.com/news/22997244/detail.html

[WHTrunner]

Also burn this Church to the ground?
http://www.wgal.com/news/22997244/detail.html

Burn it down.  Those people are trying to speak for God.  They blaspheme.  Burn the unholy church down.

[Sk8erTarzan]

Burn it down.  Those people are trying to speak for God.  They blaspheme.  Burn the unholy church down.

Yes burn it down, leave no trace of its existance.

[OverlordSpike]

my buddy showed me this and it made me giggle.

http://gopclownshow.com/fox-breaking-news-obama/

[oobymach]

my buddy showed me this and it made me giggle.

http://gopclownshow.com/fox-breaking-news-obama/

They had to cut away, he was too busy laughing the evil laugh of a madman whose evil plan is coming to fruition