APOCALYPSE MEOW

[oobymach]

Canadian Researcher Snaps Sasquatch in Vancouver
The Canadian cryptozoologist said that he had seen a Sasquatch peeking out from behind a huge stub in the woods near Pitt Lake. The spot, where the creature was supposedly photographed, is quite far from sports objects.
http://english.pravda.ru/science/mysteries/25-02-2010/112381-sasquatch-0

Iran unveils new satellite; possible weapon?
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad unveiled a domestically-built satellite booster rocket Wednesday, part of an ambitious space programme that has worried Western powers because they fear the same technology used to launch satellites could also deliver warheads.
http://en.rian.ru/video/20100203/157761355.html

Now even Iran has a space capable vehicle to deploy a nuke at this fucking comet/asteriod, and India recently tested their medium range space capable missile, and Russia are STILL the only country to publicly announce the approaching G1.9 and their plan to intercept an asteroid.

[oobymach]

Even North Korea are planning to shoot at whatever G1.9 has sent our way...

North Korea Space Guide
http://www.fas.org/spp/guide/dprk/

When you stop listening to their propaganda and hypocrisy, you realise that every military on earth have deep underground shelters, nuclear capable space vehicles, and they've all gotten ready to shoot in the last year. Common sense would dictate there is a high probability that what I say is true. Sure I might be wrong, but I'm still paying attention.

[Sk8erTarzan]

Even North Korea are planning to shoot at whatever G1.9 has sent our way...

North Korea Space Guide
http://www.fas.org/spp/guide/dprk/

When you stop listening to their propaganda and hypocrisy, you realise that every military on earth have deep underground shelters, nuclear capable space vehicles, and they've all gotten ready to shoot in the last year. Common sense would dictate there is a high probability that what I say is true. Sure I might be wrong, but I'm still paying attention.

regular ballistic missiles go into earths orbit.

[oobymach]

regular ballistic missiles go into earths orbit.

True but with everyone building them the military propaganda machine will tell you the news to scare you, north korea is a threat when viewed as an enemy. If they told you about the real threat they'd have to admit they've been lying to you for the last 75+ years.

[Sk8erTarzan]

True but with everyone building them the military propaganda machine will tell you the news to scare you, north korea is a threat when viewed as an enemy. If they told you about the real threat they'd have to admit they've been lying to you for the last 75+ years.

1935?

[oobymach]

1935?

When was roswell? They've been lying since the original illuminati, since before they built the pyramids, but our problems really start when that ufo crashed in roswell and they decided not to tell anyone despite the fact that it was a public spectacle and was printed in the newspaper. They've never been good liars which is why their tracks are never covered properly.

[Sk8erTarzan]

When was roswell? They've been lying since the original illuminati, since before they built the pyramids, but our problems really start when that ufo crashed in roswell and they decided not to tell anyone despite the fact that it was a public spectacle and was printed in the newspaper. They've never been good liars which is why their tracks are never covered properly.

roswell was 1947 I think. But wasn't 1935 the year Hitler defied the Versailles treaty?

[Params7]

First the earthquakes, now most of the PS3's malfunctioning because of a clock error.


ITS A SIGN

[Charlie90]

The Council on Foreign relations hacked the Playstation network as well as sabotaged Toyota in an effort to undermine foreign corporations operating on US soil. Soon people will be buying 360s and Fords in unprecedented numbers, allowing the federal Government to consolidate it's power and unleash armageddon on the Jewish race. *

excerpt from USA Today front page.

[Params7]

Also, it was in PS3's name.



Apocalypse

turn e into its number form and

Apocalyps3

ApocalyPS3


0.0

[Persian]

Also, it was in PS3's name.



Apocalypse

turn e into its number form and

Apocalyps3



ApocalyPS3


0.0

Win

[Params7]

[blightedjosh]

I have been preparing for this day all my life. I have stocked 90 days worth of food. Rice, beans, sardines, spam, chili, spaghetti, hard tack and much more. I have a crank radio, fire making equipment and water purification aids. I have 5 guns and alot of ammo for each. I must now start to build my bunker and wait out the apocalypse.

I love you guys! Don't give up the fight! Kiss your family and hold them tight! Let us pray to Zeus that we shall soar through these dark clouds!!!! FOR VALHALLA!!!

[WHTrunner]

I knew I should've bought that spam can of ammo.  Now it's gonna be even harder to find.

Oh well.  I have 525 rounds of 7.62x39 and around 650 rounds of .22.  That should get me through the apocalyPS3.

Then there's the zombie apocalyPS3.  I just hope my ammo will last me through both.

[oobymach]

  I saw that ps3 clock story, but no comet in Utah this morning that I know of. If the bible is based on or a translation of an even older work, then we're playing telephone with a translation of a translation.

PlayStation Plagued by Y2K-Like Bug
"If you have a model other than the new slim PS3, we advise that you do not use your PS3 system, as doing so may result in errors in some functionality, such as recording obtained trophies, and not being able to restore certain data."
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/03/01/playstation-plagued-y2k-like-bug/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+foxnews%252Fscitech+%2528Text+-+SciTech%2529

[Sk8erTarzan]

WHAT IF EVERYTHING RAN ON PS3S? THEN WE WOULD HAVE AN APOCALYPSE JUST LIKE PPL THOUGHT Y2K WOULD CAUSE? LOLOLOLOLOL

[Sk8erTarzan]

The Pak Fa/T-50 just flew. Seriously that design does not look stealthy as the F-22s, It has huge engines protruding out of its fuselage that appear to have no RAM on them whatsoever and it has more engine exhaust than any aircraft I have seen before.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YCQsN8O_Q4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YCQsN8O_Q4</a>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_PAK_FA

[oobymach]

In Canadian news today...

Personal bankruptcies reach record high in 2009
Personal bankruptcies and proposals hit a record high in Canada in 2009 as incomes fell and debt rose, government figures showed, creating a “ticking time bomb” for the economy.
http://www.torontosun.com/money/2010/03/03/13097836.html

Naked man infiltrates Regina mayor's office
The man entered the building, yelled at a cashier and caught an elevator to the 15th floor, where Mayor Pat Fiacco's office is located.

The mayor, however, wasn't there. Soon after, City Hall staff subdued the interloper and police took him into custody.
http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/2010/03/03/13094986.html

[oobymach]

"Snowball Earth" Confirmed: Ice Covered Equator
Using extremely precise uranium-lead mass spectrometry, the researchers determined that both the volcanic rocks and glacial sediments were deposited about 716.5 million years ago—during the purported snowball-Earth period.

The team then matched their findings to previous magnetic studies that had found these rocks had formed when Canada was situated near the Equator.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/03/100304-snowball-earth-ice-global-warming/

Pentagon Gunman May Have Had 9/11 Conspiracy
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588074,00.html

[oobymach]

Huge Garbage Patch Found in Atlantic Too
Billions of bits of plastic are accumulating in a massive garbage patch in the Atlantic Ocean—a lesser known cousin to the Texas-size trash vortex in the Pacific, scientists say.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/03/100302-new-ocean-trash-garbage-patch/

If we're supposed to align with the galactic plane in 2012, we will likely be exposed to gamma radiation as seen below.

Mysterious "Dragons" Make Universe's Gamma Ray Fog

"That means no one knows where the rest of the fog's gamma rays are coming from, and for now there's no obvious candidate in sight."
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/03/100303-gamma-ray-fog-fermi-dragons/

Scientists are fucking stupid, obviously gamma radiation is emitted from the accretion disk around the supermassive black hole at the center of the galaxy, it's the only source powerful enough. A black hole still spins at nearly the speed of light, it accumulates an accretion disk around its equator similar to saturns rings only made of electromagnetic energy. That accretion disk also spins at nearly the speed of light throwing out electromagnetic energy in the form of radiation along the black holes equator, in this case the galactic plane.

If this is obvious to me, then shouldn't our best and brightest have figured it out? And yet according to them nobody knows where gamma radiation comes from. This is why we are fucked right there, because those same scientists are in charge of the LHC at CERN.